thenewtgingrich:

johnsegbert:

princeowl:

bedabug:

shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible

macklemore is writing a song about shrimp rights as we speak

when i was in the third grade i thought i was a shrimp because i could swim

And I can’t change
Even if I’m fried
Even if I’m barbecued

(via wellnevermindme)

  • jason derulos first words: jason derulo
  • fun fact: this is actually true. When he was a child he didnt speak and the Dr told Ms. Derulo that Jason would never talk. I dont remember the full story he said in an interview for kiis fm, but I know that everyday she would beg him to say his name and he wouldn't be able to. One day he exclaimed "jason derulo!" so he says it in his songs as a way to remind himself that anything is possible.

plasticbagvevo:

nootdoot:

lorddarkfetus:

d0nn0:

nyooms:

fuck

her

right

in

the heart :)

(via schloong)

  • ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
  • *door creeks*
  • ghost hunters: oh so your name is william

koolaidicecubes:

When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies

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(via schloong)